March 2012
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Anonymous asked: So you can't go to cali?
On the bright side, at least I can drink a shit load of iced tea now.
February 2012
Honestly. Fuck my life.
Dearest Airline,
Thank you for completely ruining the next four years of my life and completely screwing me over. I hope you and your “maintenance” issues rot in hell. God forbid anything worked out ever.
Sincerely,
Is it possible to slash the tires of all the airplanes?
Leaving in 45 minutes and I haven’t packed a single thing.
I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes.
What is this fuckery.
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iHop Hopping.
It’s a new thing.
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Sometimes people’s logic makes me question whether or not they have a brain after all.
“I never believed in God, but I believed in Picasso.”
– Diego Rivera (via mackytackysayshello)
Anyone Wanna Write Some Essays for Me....?
